Total Medals Earned: 46 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 485 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/30 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/140 points)
Die!
Survive Night 1
Survive Night 2
Survive Night 3
Survive Night 4
Survive Night 5
Survive Night 6
Survive Custom Night
Survive 6/20 mode
Medals Earned: 5/35 (75/465 points)
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Don't kill your family members
Kill everyone in springfield
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Kill Sideshow Bob
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/49 (20/635 points)
Pull Steve
Pull Herman
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Sally
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Kelly
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Ryan
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Fish
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull King Harold
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Bigfoot
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Squidly
Pull Floridian Man
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Mentor Lance
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay a dunkie
Slay an iced dunkie
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Slay a lobster
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
complete the first minigame
Hide behind a box from an enemy
get caught by a grunt
Complete all minigames
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
No...
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/90 points)
Congrats on playing the game
Congrats on beating your previous best!
Halfway there to 50K!
You reached a score of 50K! Impressive!
You've survived an entire 2:30!
You've survived Christmas for an entire 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.